Kitty Litter
I was working in a little Amusement Park in Melrose Park, IL. At the time, I was 16, with my first job ever. I came to work on time, did everything I could possibly do, and even stay late after work to help out. One day I was talking to a couple of my friends at lunch, and I didn't realize that my boss came in. We were discussing what we thought of working at the amusement park. Clueless as I was about my bosses presence, I got up, and said that Kiddie Land should be named Kitty Litter because the place is a dump and BEEP BEEP BEEP. Everyone froze, and I slowly turned around to face my boss who was completely furious! And thats how I got fired. :)
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Fruit that Gets You Fired
My brother used to work for a supermarket. On his first day of the job he decided he was a bit hungry so he grabbed a peach. Throughout the day he kept eating fruit from the store until his boss caught him. When asked where the fruit came from he replied 'the shop'. He was never rostered again from that day onwards.
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Bad Day
I used to do concrete for a one armed asshole for minimum wage. One night a hot girl asked me on a date. When i called her, her boyfriend answered the phone and said she was going with him. I was I ended up getting a concussion from slamming my head on my steering wheel and making my best friend punch me in the face. I took so much pain relief pills after that i started to hallucinate. Then i whent to work and wanted to go home because i didnt feel good. The gimpy bastard said if i went home i wouldnt get paid for the prior three days. I told him to fuck himself and took off doing donuts in his customers yard.
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will you lie for me?
One afternoon I had an employee call me and tell me the police were on their way to arrest him for breaking and entering, that was his last day....
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Car Trouble
I was having trouble getting to work, so my manager told me he used to be a mechanic and he would fix my car. Well $250 later, i was driving to pick up my boyfriend from work, not even 30 miled away, it breaks. So my father took me to work the next morning demanding the money back. When that didnt go over well he called my manger a one legged cow milkin hippy, needless to say, i was fired and $ 250 dollars poorer. :(
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That'll teach you
i was working at a place in flint,mi called ponderosa steakhouse i am on the buffet and i am closing with a girl i hate and we are taking the food off the buffet when she spills it all and goes off to smoke and i tell her i am not cleaning up her mess and she starts to trip and i get mad and the boss takes her side so i start to go around the buffet and throw all the food on the ground and spill it everywhere and push over the mop bucket and leave and of course i got fired!
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Bloody Dishes
ok well i worked at this restraunt for like 5 months and this one day i was working my ass off as usual and i was a cook as well as a dishwasher i come in every morning at 4. well out of no where i have a nose bleed while cooking chicken and bleed for a good 5 min in the fryer not knowing i was doing it and i went to go get some more dishes to wash and he saw me and said i was fired because i had a nose bleed. The funny part is that after getting fired and payed for the work so far done, the sucker ate him some chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bad choice
i was told by my boss to watch a few papers of his and when he left i got thirst so i went across the street to starbucks and i came back with my boss sitting in my cahir and he told me to come straight to his office
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How much trouble youll get in if you curse out your boss
I cused out my boss cause he wouldnt stop yellin at me for someone elses doing. THEN HE FIRED ME.That SUCKS
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soma nazi
Well same as every day for a few weeks I went to preform the most important job in the world,cooking chicken. Well after one of my doctor visits for a broken neck I had from a car wreck i went to work.That day I took lots of meds somas, lorcets, and xanaxs. I didnt think i had to work but they called me in. After an hour at work i was found passed out on top of a box of chicken by the boss she wasnt happy. so i was fired ha ha ha.
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it sucked
my ex husband passed away, .my two daughters were devistated, one daughter was getting married the same month .. My uaw job fired me for exceeding point allowable. i couldnt get berievment pay because we were not married anymore. I lost my job of 5 years due to death in family.
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Bathroom Break
I got fired for having sex in the freezer at Taco Bell. Business was slow that day so me and a fellow co-worker decided to take a "break" in the freezer while our manager and another employee went on break. When we went to come back out, we realized we were locked in and had to sit in there for another 15 minutes before the manager had come and found us. It was pretty obvious what we had been doing. We were both fired on the spot. It was cold, but worth it.
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The Latte Wench
It was just an ordinary day at your local Starbuck's in Columbus, Ohio. I had been working there for about 4 months, when this incident took place. A fellow co-worker and I were talking about his former boyfriend while making lattes and specialty coffee drinks for our customers. Nothing out of the ordinary happend until this a-hole of a woman asked for my manager and told her that talking about homosexuality was immoral and it offended her! It p-ed me off! But i needed the job. I needed the money. But i could not just ler her get away like that. Had it been any straight person she would not have said anything at all. I was the one who was offended. So i look at her and (asked nicely by the way) asked "Why does it offend you?" My boss looked at me.....then the customer.....and i was out the door! i was fired! oh well...i am at a better paying job now and im an assistant manager now ^_^
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