it sucked
my ex husband passed away, .my two daughters were devistated, one daughter was getting married the same month .. My uaw job fired me for exceeding point allowable. i couldnt get berievment pay because we were not married anymore. I lost my job of 5 years due to death in family.
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Bathroom Break
I got fired for having sex in the freezer at Taco Bell. Business was slow that day so me and a fellow co-worker decided to take a "break" in the freezer while our manager and another employee went on break. When we went to come back out, we realized we were locked in and had to sit in there for another 15 minutes before the manager had come and found us. It was pretty obvious what we had been doing. We were both fired on the spot. It was cold, but worth it.
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The Latte Wench
It was just an ordinary day at your local Starbuck's in Columbus, Ohio. I had been working there for about 4 months, when this incident took place. A fellow co-worker and I were talking about his former boyfriend while making lattes and specialty coffee drinks for our customers. Nothing out of the ordinary happend until this a-hole of a woman asked for my manager and told her that talking about homosexuality was immoral and it offended her! It p-ed me off! But i needed the job. I needed the money. But i could not just ler her get away like that. Had it been any straight person she would not have said anything at all. I was the one who was offended. So i look at her and (asked nicely by the way) asked "Why does it offend you?" My boss looked at me.....then the customer.....and i was out the door! i was fired! oh well...i am at a better paying job now and im an assistant manager now ^_^
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Wow... can't be that dumb.
I ran a circuit city, and had an employee that lived several miles away. He said he'd be late... simple enough. Had a girl go on a coffee run in the morning. It was the winter, and helped a customer load a semi-large tv. I see a car shaking and fogged up in the parking lot. Sure enough it was my "late" employee recieving a bj from the girl... the funny thing is it was the coffee that fogged up the windows. Yea... I fired them both, then dumped the coffee.
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multiple firings
I was fired for turning down a 3% raise when I said "If my employees didn't get a raise this year then neither should I!!
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barfing is no excuse
I got a sore throat then sickness. I called in sick because i was throwing up. That same day i received a phone call telling me i was fired for being sick and missing 1 day.
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The Dissagreement
I was working at KFC and me and a coworker were having an argument. she had been spreading lies about me at work. Which is irrelavent. Anyways i was arguing with her and she started cussing me and so i picked up a chicken breast and chunked it at her but she ducked and what was intened to hit her instead hit a customer in the face...
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stole money
my friend stole $350 from her till at a supermarket. they didnt find out for a while and when they did she was fired. she hasnt managed to get another job....we live in a small town
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drunk
woke up and started getting drunk. I could'nt be late anymore so i had to go to work drunk
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Expelled
School is more then a job. So when you get expelled, its pretty freakin sweet. Ok, my friend John must be retarded. He was a senior at my school until he took a senior prank a little too far. Our school has a magnificent library; very spacious, and peaceful, and the proctors of this library like to keep the peace. John and his friends have one goal in life; to disturb this peace. So this kid John, he's a pretty crazy kid. He decides it'd be funny to steal a bunch of chickens from a farm near his house, and let them into the library's secretive back door. Now chickens are elusive animals. I've been in a 10ft by 10ft pen with a chicken, and never caught it. Imagine 7 chickens with an entire library to roam. Not going to lie, I peed my pants laughing. The school had to call animal control to come and get the chickens. John was put in front of the school's judiciary committee, and unanimously expelled.
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dropped my stash
I got fired when a joint fell out of my coat pocket when I pulled my glove out. The manager saw and she said drugs were against company policy. I told her someone musta put it in my pocket but she didnt believe me and said your fired. Stupid.
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Bad Timing
I was working at a tanning salon for my first job when i was 16. I was one of the girls with a terrible attitude for people who came in past 7:30 since it was last call for tanning, and it held me back from closing and leaving the dreadful place. 7:45 and 4 people were waiting to tan so i started vacuuming. The customers told my manager i was being rude. My manager told me if i apoligized i could come back. I said screw that, im never wrong.
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Your Fired
I got fired because I missed 4 days of
work.Then he said your fired. After that
I pushed him flat on his back.
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