How My Poor Co-Worker Got Fired from Disneyland
When I was a kid, we all talked about working at Disneyland. Riding the rides, getting free Mouse Ears, but most of all hanging around with professional Cinderellas and Donald Ducks. What could be better. Dream came true when I was hired to be the Monday through Wednesday
Nala (that's Simba's girlfriend from The Lion King). It was awesome. We walked around in puffy plush costumes, handed out balloons, rode rides, etc. After a month, the perks wore off. It was hot. Like pass out in the road face down hot. The main rule Disneyland characters must face is: there is no "breaking the wall" meaning you couldn't take off your head or costume pieces unless you were in complete privacy. NO MATTER WHAT. This made for extremely uncomfortable situations which included wearing urine collectors and stuffing water bottles into the heads of our costumes. We were required to ride some of the rides with children for an advertisement they were shooting one day in August. My co-worker (Jafar from Aladdin) boarded the Bobsled coaster with one particularly cheery chubby boy who had spent the past hour gorging himself on hot dogs and Mexican churros. As they started the ride, I noticed the boy was not looking so well. Sure enough, as they turned a sharp corner, the kid puked his guts out all over the expensive plush of Jafar's regal outfit. One look was all it took for my friend to suddenly gush his own vomit flow. It was too much for the poor guy to contain. All threw the ride, you could spot and hear the all too familiar gagging of a grown man emptying his stomach's contents all over himself. We felt bad for the guy. He threw up so much it began to leak out of his headgear down the front and sides of his costume. When the ride ended, the cameras continued rolling a live feed on a green and red puke saturated Jafar and crying ten year old. Jafar then took off his head whilst gasping for air screaming, "My head was swimming in my own vomit" in between glugs of barf. He heaved and threw up all over the ride and his costume. Our manager was furious. He not only was fired, but had to pay a hundred dollars in dry cleaning for the expensive costume. I myself quit shortly after.
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Once apon a time in Mcdonalds
On day I arrived at my place of work which was mcdonalds at the time nd i was poping some fries into the frying pan when suddenly the mayo fell in the fryer! And i had to clean it up i cleaned it but most have forgot the lid for the mayo a customer recived fries with a lid init and threated to take us to court after the manager had a long chat with the customer she agreed not to take it any further. The manager then chucked a burger at me and said I was fired!!!!
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window shoper
well i worked at a local store called kcl deli and i had to bring my niece to work with me well she was thristy and so i paid for a soda out of my money and my boss said that i was giving her free things althrough he seen me take money out of my pocket and put it in to the cash machine he fired me on the spot.
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Drunk
I showed up at my job drunk. When the manager said how you doing. I just cussed his ass out.
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Wrong Place Wrong Time
I was working at a little family owned grocery store. It was my time to get off of work and i was waiting for my ride to get there. I was sitting behind the store waiting and the owner comes walking out the back door. I thought it was one of my friends i was going to stop them and talk to them so i proceeded to walk over to the door. There was two gallons of milk and two boxes of cereal sitting behind the store. I am a lactose keep this in mind. Well the owner started flipping out on me saying i was fired and that he didnt want to see me ever again. So that was that...wrong place at the wrong time. but the kid that did steal the stuff was fired two weeks after that for stealing cigarettes.
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Bakery Slap
i was working at the local bakers in sutton then one day a women came in and said 'want your buns' so i just stood there and said 'i beg your pardon' 'i want you buns' she repeated i walked around the counter, slaped her and THEN i found out that she was German
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the bosses wife
i was at home wagging work getting on with the bosses wife until ma boss rang up and ask me why i wasnt at work i told him that i was at the doctors getn a check up on my body then he heard a scream and he ask hu was that screaming i said its the doctor she took a look at my body and was very happy at what she saw the boss heard his wife say who's that opn the phone i said its a brother from another mother she said oh is he hot! i said nah he ugly he just looks like your husband hu gregory the boss said thats ma name what the @#$!% are you doing with ma wife i said boss you have just been punkd he said you have just been fired you get the letters F-I-R-E-D Fired! see ya boss
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stonner
i turned up to a stripper bar stoned as a ma fucker i seen the boss there so i ask her if i could get her a drink she said yes what a lovely man i said i know its in ma dna she laughed and said you can go and meet the strippers after the show if you want i said thanks can i get your number sh said sure here it is 0212152??? i said can i come to your house for a good night she said yes i said can one of the strippers come of course so on we went to her house when we get to her house she starts to strip i say oh yeah then we go up stairs for a great time when we were finnished her husband turned up i tried to hide but he found me and it was ma boss from work and i was like oh shit catch you up the next day when i turn up at work the boss was not there when i got there so i just got down ta business in the back then as i got up the boss said i'll like to see you in ma office please i go all shit this can't be good so when i get in there he says you have been fired im like no i have just been f#@!$% your wife it was nice aswell so he told me pack ma stuff up so i said does that include your wife he just said get owt now! so i did and thats how i got fired... tH!$ @!NT TR{}E
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Clash of Personalities
I was working in an office, it was only small being myself, the senior office girl, the boss, the manager and one labourer. The Senior office girl and i didn't hit it off at all, she was constantly finding ways to put me down and make my days miserable. I had been there a month when one day i had worked very hard to put the filing system in order and gone to do another job, and when i returned there were files all over the place and she told me to put them back. I know she was the senior but that just made me see red and i told her to stuff it. The boss came out and told us both to go out to lunch and i stormed out and went home without telling them. They fired me the next day and i don't regret it.
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Fried Day
I was working at Popeyes when I was fired. I was high when the manager pointed to the freezer and told me to take out the boxes. I took out half of the boxes before I was fired for throwing away five boxes of chicken.
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Boy Toy Photos
I hated my boss and my boss hated me. She was extremely slutty and I had heard from one of my co-workers that she was going to fire me. She had been seeing this guy at work and then going home to see her husband. I though "What a great way not to get fired!" So I snapped some pictures of her and her BOY-TOY and told her that If I got fired, I'd make sure that her whole family saw the pictures. too bad I left the camera where she could get it. She did get it, then disposed of it, and finally fired me.
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too hungover
Well, I had partied alot, and i already had another job, so i wasn't too worried about it. well, i was soooo hungover that on my 3rd day of work, i called in, and resulting in me getting fired immediately after saying i wasn't coming in.
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No Clothes No Job
I live in a small country town. I've lived here for about two years. I am originally from a much bigger city. As such, my BIG CITY personality never really fit in with this small town country living. I made the mistake one day of mentioning that my family and I were practicing nudists. My boss instantly got offended and called my husband a pervert and said we were disgusting and that I should turn him in to Social Services. For the next two weeks, the office environment was very tense and unpleasant. My boss would make little snide comments that I know were directed at me for what I had shared previously. On the day I got fired, my boss made up some stupid excuse about me not doing my job or rather trying to do her job. I asked her if she was firing me. She asked me if I wanted to be fired. She went down the hall and talked to the president of the company and came back about 5 minutes later and said I was fired. I had had no previous disciplinary action or any writes up of any kind. I had received two significant raises in the 1 and a half years I was there. I and everyone else knows it was related to my slip about my family being nudists.
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