Boy Toy Photos
I hated my boss and my boss hated me. She was extremely slutty and I had heard from one of my co-workers that she was going to fire me. She had been seeing this guy at work and then going home to see her husband. I though "What a great way not to get fired!" So I snapped some pictures of her and her BOY-TOY and told her that If I got fired, I'd make sure that her whole family saw the pictures. too bad I left the camera where she could get it. She did get it, then disposed of it, and finally fired me.
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too hungover
Well, I had partied alot, and i already had another job, so i wasn't too worried about it. well, i was soooo hungover that on my 3rd day of work, i called in, and resulting in me getting fired immediately after saying i wasn't coming in.
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No Clothes No Job
I live in a small country town. I've lived here for about two years. I am originally from a much bigger city. As such, my BIG CITY personality never really fit in with this small town country living. I made the mistake one day of mentioning that my family and I were practicing nudists. My boss instantly got offended and called my husband a pervert and said we were disgusting and that I should turn him in to Social Services. For the next two weeks, the office environment was very tense and unpleasant. My boss would make little snide comments that I know were directed at me for what I had shared previously. On the day I got fired, my boss made up some stupid excuse about me not doing my job or rather trying to do her job. I asked her if she was firing me. She asked me if I wanted to be fired. She went down the hall and talked to the president of the company and came back about 5 minutes later and said I was fired. I had had no previous disciplinary action or any writes up of any kind. I had received two significant raises in the 1 and a half years I was there. I and everyone else knows it was related to my slip about my family being nudists.
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never judge a book by it's cover...
I was working at a clothing store and had known the manager from recent years shopping there, about 3 weeks into the job I came to work and another worker told me that they fired the manager and hired someone else, we were told the new manager was friends with someone high up in the company and they only hired the old manager to get their friend hired, so half the employees quit because they really liked the old manager, I figured that I would stay on to see if I liked the manager enough to stay, a couple days later a customer asked me where the old manager was, I told her that they got rid of her to hire their friend and that most of the staff quit because they thought she was a b****, she said that she liked the other manager and I said that I liked her better then this manager any day, well come to find out the customer that I was talking to was a secret shopper trying to see what we thought of the switch in managment and she was friends with the new manager, so needless to say the next day halfway through my shift the manager came in and told me the whole story about how I was talking to a secret shopper and fired me, turns out that they fired all of the employees that didn't quit within a couple weeks, we think that they had that planned all along so they could staff the store with all their friends, just goes to show be careful who you confide in... ans never judge a book by it's cover.
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Down Syndrome
I worked at Outback Steakhouse, And there was this man with down syndrome that worked in the back. All he did was rolled silverware. He wasn't the Smartest kid as you know, and i told him to act like a bear. He proceded on going around grabbing girls chests. And squeezing while roaring. The manager asked him what he was doing and he said acting like a bear. Needless to say i got fired the next week when the girls told him i told him to act like a bear. haha
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hot dog boo boo
I was fired from agas station. The write up said the reoson was: did not cut onions or take hot dags out of the freezer.
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My employer does Coke
I worked in a music store, and the guy who owned it was doing coke, and chugging over the counter medication he had gotten illegaly. Well one night he went out and had no money, so he just sold all our inventory, just pawned everything. The lights were turned off a few days later becuase he did not pay the electirc bill, and since I was not getting paid I left. I think he is a pimp now.
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Coupons!
I worked for a video store that is quite well known in the southern United States. They had an offer going where you buy two movies and you get a $5.00 coupon for pizza from another retail pizza chain. One of my bosses, the assistant manager had told me that if we came across any customers that were very angry and right in your face... I was to settle the dispute and offer them a coupon. I started to do this. Later in the same week that we received the coupons the same assistant manager told me if I was on close it would be ok to use a coupon to order a pizza... as long as it was to the store. So I used the coupons. About two weeks later the store manager called me into work early. I tried to get ready ASAP and come in. I was next in line for the manager position as the current manager was leaving. So I rush to work. I get the and am taken to the back office where both the manager and assistent manager confront me about the coupons. I told the manager what the assistant manager told me. She denied it right to my face. Then I was fired. I got home to find that while I was walking in a hurry to work... the manager had called and harassed my parents 3 times to get me in there quicker... JUST TO FIRE ME! If I wasn't in a running for the manager position I would have just quit when the assistant manager denied my story.
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my worst dream ever
i was coming up the elevator like every other day with 10 people crammed into it and then suddenly i had this crazy idea that life wouldnt be worth living if i didnt do somethin crazy very quick so what i did was i pressed the emergency stop and alarm bell on the elevartor. i later found out that our companys biggest client ever was in the elevator and i had just lost the company 600 million dollars!!!! so thats how i got fired.
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Stupid Bos
Yeah, he haf fired me now.
I was fired because of his nasty picture that he has hidden in his computer and get opened by me.
After that, I told some of my friends to see.
But, the unlucky was come. After all of us was gathered, he suddenly come to the room.
Yeah, he was so angry and ask whos has shown the pictures.
And they said that it was me.
What a stupid bos
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Fired with a happy ending
I was doing stock and came across a magazine with halle berry on the cover looking super hot and I immediately proceeded to the janitors closet. While in the closet I began to pleasure myself but forgot to shut the door. Long story short my boss was standing there as I finished and turned around. He fired me and couldn't stop laughing his ass off.
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bleach
I bleached my bosses uniform
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fried bananas
i was working at sonic on day and i got tired of frying the same old things every day. so i seen the boss cutting up a banana for a drink someone ordered. so i asked her if i could buy one because i was hungry. so she yes but i would have to eat in the back of the store. so i was looking at the banana and looking around the corner to see if the boss was coming. she wasnt. but by the time i stuck the banana in the fryer she walked around the corner. She fired me for 2 reasons. 1 for lying to her about eating the banana. 2. for contaminating the fryer. I got fired for frying bananas
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