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Rasism
There was a person that I worked with who I would joke with all the time. We were cool, we never had any discrepancies, but this one day he was really annoying me! Im not Racist AT ALL! but I like to joke around a bunch. So I called him a "Fucking Jew". He wasn't mad at me then, but 2 weeks later I got called into the office and was fired. The worst thing is that he wasn't even Jewish!!!!

mcdonalds
i was an employee at mcdonalds, and i was sweeping the floor wen i found 20 bucks i took it and fell asleep.

wasnt me
i was working in gap with my friend and i was premoted even though he'd been working there for about a year longer then me, to get revenge he wrote alot of copys of my number and placed them in bra's, unfortunatly my bosses wife bought one of the bra's. my boss came to help her and saw the number, he called it and my phone rang, he thought i was coming on to his wife and fired me

When you gotta go you gotta go
So i was working at a small deli market with a co-worker. It was around noon when we get a lot of customers. We were working FAST as usual, but sooner or later i started to notice that my co-worker would just stand still for a couple of minutes then continue. All of a sudden i smell this HORRIBLE smell. I was thinking that it might've been the meat getting old or rotten.....turns out my co-worker had a HUGE crap stain on his pants. I laughed my butt off and the manager asked me what was wrong. I did not say anything but he looked at my co-workers pants, got really angry, and told him to leave. My co-worker left right at that moment with a huge crap stain out the door while all the customers pointed and laughed. I felt bad, needless to say I never saw him again =(

c-tech camas wa
ok so i started working at this joke of a company two years ago. i started out thinking "this job has potential" but was lied to again and again about raise's, promotion's etc. after busting ass for two years with nothing to show for it(cept for gray hairs) not only did i quit but i would prank call them on various occasions....i think iam gonna right now. lol NEVER WORK FOR C-TECH IN CAMAS WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kroger kid Fired
a person i worked with was taking vodka off the shelf and mixing it with water(what a stupid shit) and walking around drinking it...he told people and some1 eventually ratted him out (narc) anyway my boss ask him for a drink of water and he gave him the bottle....i guess u already know what happed.....

Fast Food Stinks
So I was working at a fast food restaurant, and I saw this person come in that I couldn't stand, so I spit on his sandwich, but I was caught on camera and fired.

Bad Traffic
I was working for HSN. There was alot of backed up traffic on the highway on my way to work, thanks to a wreck. My cell phone was fucked up so I wasn't able to call in late. I had no choice but to sit it out and I ended up over an hour late. They thought I was a no call, no show, and took me out of the system. All in that one hour! I explained the situation but it didn't matter. It was "my reponsibility" to get to work on time, no matter what.

Burger king
One emploree I cought spiting into the ice michine.. then the cops came and toke him out!!!



Wtf.. with ppl this daysX! =[

two scoop scandle
My friend had been working at her local cinema while at University, she had been there a few monthes when her and a few of her friends decided to go to the cinema on her night off as she could get in for free! she went and got some icecream and her collegue gave her two scoops instead of the insisted ONE! as a result she was fired!! fired over a scoop of icecream! how stupid!!!

haha

Bathroom blues
I had just been hired by a large brokerage concern after entensive interviews and contract negotiations. My 3rd day with the firm was my last however when I stupidly had, get this, burritos for breakfast, tocos for lunch and beans for dinner......don't ask me why. I had dinner at the office as I had a very important client conference in the early evening. Just as my client arrived I excused myself and went to the can as I was expierencing a gaseus feeling in my stomach. Unfortunatley the men's washroom was locked so I used the women's, thinking I was the only employee left. What a fool I was......the client, a woman, took the opportunity to go to the washroom herself, after I had gone in there. This is what she heard when she walked in........."Plffffffffffffffffff, ohhhhhhh, plffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, oh man that's bad, plfffffffffffff, fuck me thats disgusting" Here I was commenting on my own bowel movements while she stood for a good, it must have been, 2 minutes. Well I guess being caught using the women's can while doing a Bob Costas on your own shit routine by the firm's biggest client was to much for them to explain so I was 'canned" if you will.

How convenient!
Alright, so I was working at this convenience store, Needs, and lucky enough for me, my worst enemy from high school was working there with me. Now this guy really thought he was a mastermind, but he was actually a dumbfuck. One day, my best friend walked in to the store to talk to me about a party. But my asshole co-worker started bitching about how I can't hold up lines, and how my friend had to buy something. There was no line, but he bought an 85 cent tic-tac. He gave me 3 quarters, I said it's fine. My co-worker saw it as an opportunity. He was closing up that night, so he shut off the security cameras and robbed the register along with a lot of random shit. The next day me and him were brought to the boss's office, and it turns out he only shut off the security camera in the back room. He didn't know, and he blamed the whole thing on me. He got fired and sued, but the boss also fired me for that 10 cents which was caught on camera. Oops.

Ho's before Bro's
I lived with my female boss. We were good friends and used to party together as well. She started to date this pretty hot guy I had a thing for, but would never act on as he was with her. Anyway she cheated on him, he dumped her and started seeing me. As you can guess, she was pissed and constantly made work and home life hell for me. I was so fed up I threw a huge party at our home ( which her parents owned and we never signed an agreement for )which got totally trashed, and topped it off by her walking into her office the next day to find her ex man giving it to me doggy style on her desk. I was fired on the spot. But totally worth it.

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